What is it about life that keeps us coming back for more? Since Genesis in the Garden of Eden, man is doomed to living by the sweat of his brow. We are gluttons for punishment. Still, in the face of a meaningless existence, “we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
Why? Because it is both a sad and beautiful world at the same time. It’s incumbent upon us to extract the beauty. Our duty is to seek out and savor satisfaction. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, yes. For some, a liverwurst sandwich is repulsive. To others, like me, it is an art form accompanied by raw onion, rye bread and Düsseldorf mustard.
So here is my take on the best and wurst of 2015. These are the reasons I’ll be coming back for more:
Best Campaigns:
- Arby’s
- DirecTV ( Rob Lowe)
- DirecTV (Cable World)
- Geico
- Honest Tea
Wurst Campaign: Obviously, Volkswagen
Best Agencies:
- BBDO/NY
- David&Goliath/Santa Monica
- 22squared Atlanta/Tampa
- Made Boulder, CO
- Droga5 NY
Wurst Agency: CP+B for the way they whacked Andrew Keller
People of the Year:
- Pope Francis
- Jimmy Fallon
- Amy Schumer
- Raul Castro
- Lorne Michaels
Wurst Person of the Year: Donald Trump
Best Tech Toys:
- Visibl
- Sprinklr
- Zoove
- Uber app
- MLB At Bat app
Wurst Tech Toy: The Apple Watch
Best Comebacks:
- Arby’s
- Sinatra
- Springsteen
- Sarge’s Deli
- ARod
Wurst comeback: Tiger Woods
Best Restaurants:
- Marcel Atlanta
- Eventide Portland, ME
- Nebo Boston
- Milo’s Birmingham
- Kimball House Atlanta
Wurst restaurant: Village Tavern, Winston-Salem, NC
Best Bars:
- Manuel’s Tavern Atlanta
- The Pittsford Pub Rochester, NY
- Fanelli Cafe NYC
- Carnegie Club NYC
- Jimmy’s Corner NYC
Wurst Bar: Ink & Elm Atlanta (closed)
Best Albums:
- Ryan Adams 1989
- Taylor Swift 1989
- D’Angelo Black Messiah
- Bob Dylan Bootleg Series #12
- Adele 25
Wurst Album: The Ties That Bind: The River Collection Bruce Springsteen
Best Cigars:
- Ramon Allones 2014 Specially Selected
- Juan Lopez Selección #2
- H. Upmann Sir Winston
- Cohiba Behike 52
- Herera Esteli Piramide
Wurst Cigar: Any fake Cuban your golf buddy hands you
Best Wines:
- Sea Smoke Ten 2013
- Produttori del Barbaresco 2010
- Melville Pinot Noir 2012
- Cornerstone “The Cornerstone” 2009
- Il Poggione Brunello di Montalcino 2010
Wurst Wine: Most Chiantis and Cabernets
Best Fried Chicken:
- Publix
- Church’s Chicken
- The Colonnade Atlanta
- Mary Mac’s Tea Room Atlanta
- K&W Cafeteria NC
Wurst Fried Chicken: KFC
Best Sandwiches:
- “The Stack” Marcel Atlanta
- Lobster Roll Eventide Portland, ME
- Roast Beef The General Muir Atlanta
- Double Filet-o-Fish McDonalds
- Smokehouse Brisket Arby’s
Wurst Sandwich: Corned Beef The General Muir (too fatty)
May the Schwartz be with you in 2016