The Top 10 Turkeys of 2019

Restoring the Tradition

We haven’t done this in a few years, but here we go again. The dreaded Palma Turkeys of the Year. There was a lot of dry meat to chew on this year — in advertising, sports, society — and the rest was political gravy.

images14So without a big buildup, nobody asked me but, here are your Turkeys:

NOT-SO COLD TURKEY: Juul.  They said they were targeting smokers that wanted to quit. They were really targeting young non-smokers. They hooked a new generation on nicotine as a result. Gong. 

TURKEY NECK: The Sport of Football.  As a society, the USA (and our North American neighbor Canada) is alone in this world of thrill-seeking violence-as-entertainment. Is it any wonder we also have weekly mass shootings? Is it any wonder we elected hate-speaking, violence-provoking national leadership? Not to me. Knowing what we know about CTE’s, how can we conscionably accept the “sport” of American football? Unless we consider the players’ lives expendable, how can we support this as a society? So, friends to the Left, get off your high horse about gun violence if you are a football fan. And, my friends to the Right, at least you are true to your nature if you root for this killer sport, I commend you for that. But Palma says, the entire sport deserves the death penalty on every level.

 TURKEY BORSCHT: Gary Vaynerchuk.  I admire a guy that came to this country like my Unknowngreat-grandfather without a dollar, new to the English language who makes something of himself. What I don’t admire is rubbing our noses in it. It would be sufferable if the intrusion of constant content was anything but a pompous blinding glimpse of the obvious. All judgment aside, it’s about the work. This is the guy’s Super Bowl spot: Palma says, the work always speaks for itself.

TURKEY SPRITZ: Brown-Forman.  What’s the name of that evil industry using flavored products to attract teenage users? The beauty and the curse of American capitalism is that we can mass produce firewater. Check out the Jack Daniels flavored Country Cocktails portfolio.

TURKISH CIGARS: Rudy Giuliani.  How the mighty have fallen. The guy has become an international punchline. But the joke is on us. His rap sheet reads like Paul Manafort’s. He owns more smoking guns than you would find after a hunting trip with Dick Cheney. Palma says he would never join a cigar club that would have America’s Mayor as a member.

TURKEY ON STEROIDS: The Sport of Baseball.  In case you lost track: there were more pitches thrown, strikeouts, extra base hits and home runs (by 1,200 hr’s) in 2019 than any season in major league history. Yawwwwnnnn…Palma took the year off from the game, watching less than 100 innings total. It was more exciting watching paint dry.

images-12TEAM DIVISION TURKEY: Atlanta Braves. Since we’re on the topic of baseball, the Braves edge out the Cleveland Indians here, thanks to the denigrating Tomahawk Chop. Palma asks, where is Chief Nokahoma?

ELDERBERRY SAUCE TURKEY: Elton John. The biopic, the tell-all book, the farewell tour. It’s a little bit funny, but I’m all Eltoned out. Is he really that interesting? He didn’t even write the lyrics. 70’s rock star gets hooked on booze, drugs and sex. Now, that’s a new narrative, huh? Palma says the autobiography was a little TMI.

TURKEY BASTER: Michael Jackson. The documentary left no doubt in my mind that image
this guy was a Smooth Criminal. Shame on us all for looking the other way. Our moth-like penchant for the limelight is blinding. Palma says, stop the love you save.

IF IT LOOKS LIKE A TURKEY: Mitch McConnell. Doesn’t he?









Celebrating 30 years and 150 agencies

imageThe Palma Agency Honor Roll:

As we beat on towards the 30th anniversary celebration in Atlanta next week, I’d like to call out my client agencies — without them, there wouldn’t be any chips and dip.

ALABAMA: BW&CoLawler Ballard Van Durand, Lewis Communications, Luckie & Company, Intermark Group, Slaughter Hanson

CALIFORNIA:  blendChiat/Day, Livingston + Keye, North Kingdom, McCann/SF, Vitro

COLORADO:  Crispin, Porter + Bogusky, Sterling-Rice Group, Sukle

CONNECTICUT:  Colangelo Synergy Marketing, Digital Surgeons, Mintz & Hoke

D.C.:  Admirable Devil, CultureONEWorld, Stratacomm

FLORIDA:  Beber Silverstein, Bright Red/TBWA, Connect, Crispin & Porter, CAP, Harris Drury Cohen, On Ideas, The Mitchells, The Zimmerman Agency, West & Company

GEORGIA:  22squared, Ames Scullin O’Haire, Austin Kelley, BBDO, BaylessCronin, Blue Sky, Cole Henderson Drake, ComGroup, Creative Outhouse, DW&P, Do! Design, Earle Palmer Brown, Engauge, Fahlgren, Fitzco, Fizz, Hauser Group, Hughes Advertising, JWT, MRA, Mastermind Marketing, McCann-Erickson, Momentum, Ogilvy & Mather, Point B, Public School, Rivetica, Scout, Seed Factory, Tausche Martin Lonsdorf, The Partnership, Think Tank, Tucker Wayne Luckie, Twin Bear, USWEB/CKS, WestWayne

ILLINOIS: Arian Lowe & Travis, Cramer-Krasselt

KENTUCKY:  Creative Alliance


MAINE:  Kemp Goldberg, Industrium

MARYLAND: Doner, EPB, GKV, RM&D, RP3, Siquis, TBC

MASSACHUSETTS:  Arnold, Doyle Advertising & Design, Forge Worldwide, Hill Holliday, Ingalls, Mullen


MINNESOTA:  Carmichael Lynch, Clarity Coverdale Rueff, Martin Williams

MISSOURI:  Muller + Co, ValentineRadford

NEW JERSEY:  Hammerhead Advertising

NEW YORK:  Ad Store, Ammirati & Puris, BBDO, Blass Communications, Custom, FCB, Havas, JWalk, Merkley, partners + Napier, Perception, RSL, Sarkissian Mason, Truth Collective, Your Majesty

NORTH CAROLINA:  Baldwin&, BooneOakley, Concentric, Howard Merrell & Partners, FGI, Lewis Advertising, Long Haymes Carr, McKinney & Silver, Mullen, Price-McNabb, Rockett Burkhead & Lewis, Trone Advertising, West & Vaughn, WrayWard

PENNSYLVANIA:  Brunner, Ketchum, MARC, Neiman, Pavone

RHODE ISLAND:  LeonardMonahan, RDW

SOUTH CAROLINA:  FerebeeLane, Rawle Murdy, &Donovan

TENNESSEE:  Johnson Group, Tombras

TEXAS:  Bozell, Firehouse, GSD&M, Temmerlin McLain

UTAH: Williams & Rockwood

VIRGINIA:  Arnold, BC&F, Barber Martin, EPB, Lawler Ballard, Siddall Matus & Coughter, Smith Gifford, White64

WASHINGTON:  Cole & Weber

WISCONSIN: Cramer-Krasselt, Frankenberry Laughlin Constable

WYOMING: Riddell Advertising & Design

redesign-header-logoMy 30th Anniversary is sponsored by The V Foundation for Cancer Research. We are SO close to our financial goal. Please make a donation and let’s slay cancer together.

The Palma 30th Anniversary Creative All-Stars

“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”

UnknownAs I approach my 30th anniversary in the advertising industry, I’d like to call out my inspiration, F. Scott Fitzgerald. When I read The Great Gatsby as a teenager, it changed my life. It inspired me to read, write and become a student of writing. Without Mr. Fitzgerald and his great American novel — 218 pages of literary perfection — there is no way I’d be doing what I’ve done for the past 30 years.

As a reminder, my 30th anniversary is sponsored by the V Foundation for Cancer Research culminating with a celebration on October 10, 2019 in Atlanta.

So to kick off the festivities, here are the Palma Advertising All-Stars Part I — or at least as much as I can remember today. After 30 years and 1,300 placements, I have a good memory — but it’s short.


Cabell Harris, Tripp Westbrook, Daniel Russ, Scott Mackey, David Baldwin, Adam Wohl, Mara Evans, Bob Costanza, Mitch Bennett, Terry Taylor, Kurt Tausche, Jim Anderson, Scott Sheinberg, Marcus Kemp, Mark Cohen, Lee St. James, Kipp Monroe, Jim Hagar, Larry Washington, Alex Martinez, Rich Paschall, Steve Saari, Ned Brown, Ryan Wofford, Rudy Fernandez, Patrick Scullin, Rich Wakefield, Chris Jacobs, Mike Fornwald, Randall Hooker, Bill Shirk, Jeff Nieberding, Mike LaMonica, Minsoo Pak, Eddie Prentiss, Lou Flores, John Roberts, Andre Nel, Christopher Cole, John Carter, Mike Bevil


Chuck Borghesee, Bobby Pearce, Chris Breen, Bill Bayne, Bill Wright, Mike Wilson, Pam Sullivan, David Terrenoire, Rich Terry, John Spalding, Walt Burns, Jannie Gerds, George Brumis, Andrew Payton, Jeff Van Zandt, TJ Aseltyne, Paige Bryars, David Evans, Steve Koeneke, Beth Dzengelowski, Mike Holicek, Cristina Gordet, Mike Weidner, Brian Connaughton, Benji Vega, John Harrington, Julian Levy, Greg Wheeler, Mark Trueblood, Larry Werner, Ben Hopkins, Robbie Vitrano


Jimmy Bonner, David Crawford, Tim Smith, Silver Cuellar III, Chris Schlegel, Michael Anderson, John Strohmeyer, David Salmon, Jeff Martin, Harry Hartofelis, Lotenna Enwonwu, Christian Herrity, Mark Limbach, Tim Roper, Michael Powell, Mike Weed, Jeff Dahlberg, Chris Browne, Todd McVey, Laura LeBel, Jim Newbury, Mike Kohlbecker, Roger Richards, Dan Morse, Paul Safsel, Damon Williams, Troy King, Pete Kehr, Michael Ancevic


Nancy Hill, Rob Gerds, Ed Klein, Josh Simpson, Jack Peterson, West Herford, Bob Atkinson, Allie Clark, Jim Crone, Chris Griggs,  Jason Hatfield, Max Hegerman

I am honored to have worked with each and every one of these talented professionals. Hopefully, I have made some small impression on their lives — making life a little better for them. They have greatly impacted me, blurring the line between my job and my vocation. If I missed you, don’t worry…stay tuned for Part II.VF_Logo_Benefiting_BW

All I ask is, if you are on this list, please join the team that’s out to slay cancer for my anniversary. We are almost halfway to our goal. Please make a donation to the fight and support the V Foundation. Great teams pull off stunning upsets.

Help me Slay Cancer for my 30th Anniversary

VF_Logo_Benefiting_BWThirty years ago I picked up a landline telephone and recruited my first copywriter. I then faxed his resume and a few of his writing samples to an agency owner in Raleigh, NC. Pretty soon I was sending portfolio cases to agency Creative Directors nationwide.

1,300 hundred placements and 12 cell phones later, it is 2019 — and high time to celebrate the good fortune of a rewarding career and vocation in the advertising industry.

Please be my guest as I celebrate all the good times over the past 30 years. If I helped your career, agency or brand, please return the effort and help me slay the giant of cancer. Please make a donation. The donation is also a ticket to attend the anniversary party on 10/10/19 in Atlanta if you wish to attend.

The event is supported by and benefits the V Foundation for Cancer Research.

I played basketball for Coach Jim Valvano at tiny Iona Colllege before he became famous. We slayed giants together: Louisville, Kansas, St. John’s, Seton Hall, Pittsburgh…we took them all down with a slingshot — like David took down Goliath.

And together, we have one giant left to slay: cancer

Last December, cancer took my twin sister, Michelle Palma Furchak. In her honor, I dedicate my 30th anniversary in the advertising industry with a celebration of fun, food, jokes and stories amongst the extended family of “Palma people.”

Whether you can make the event or not, please help me fight cancer by making a VF_Logo_Supporting_BWdonation to the V Foundation. It doesn’t matter how much you donate, just do what you can to chip in. One thing Coach Valvano taught me: it takes a team effort to pull off an upset.

Creativity just wasn’t made for these times

It’s morning again in America. Why do I feel as if I just woke up to an alternate reality where the good guys are bad and the bad guys are good? Why do I feel as if everything that was normal is now whacked and everything that was whacked is the new normal?

It reminds me of the scene in Sleeper when Miles Monroe awakens to a world where things like milk and college aUnknownre considered unhealthy (prophetic, no?) — a country where everything we thought was good for us is actually quite bad and even deadly.

In Sleeper, science and data informed this opinion shift paradigm. Science and data drove the Revolution (the Aries Project”).Unknown-1

When did a good education, ambitious career & a moral vocation begin take on the sinister tone of “elitism?” Exactly when did intellect become an enemy of the people? Did it begin in the post-war McCarthyism of the 1950’s? Did it get its name in the early 1960’s?

The effects of anti-intellectualism are deadly to an inspired and creative world. In the advertising industry, creative salaries are shrinking in a time of unprecedented financial prosperity in America. What does that tell you?

It tells me that creativity is actually more important than ever. It tells me that creativity is scarcer than ever, therefore more valuable to client advertisers — because they still need it and because the “commodity of creativity” (now that’s an oxymoron for you) is vaporizing. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King (or Queen).

It explains why the hot agencies are providing BOTH solutions — combining data and creativity for business results. Ad agencies are, above all else, in the solutions business. Creativity is a proven solution. Fight for that. Commit to data & science, yes; but, fight for creativity — because today, it’s more wobbly than Mike Tyson in Tokyo.


7 Lessons learned from Jim Valvano…

…relevant to the agency business and life

images-2Every year around NCAA Tournament time, I think about my old coach, Jim Valvano. He’s become synonymous with the underdog. As one of my life’s great fortunes, I played for Coach V on his last two Iona teams after transferring from Wake Forest. In our two seasons together, we went 52-11, won two ECAC championships and made it to the NCAA Tournament both years. We beat the Kansas Jayhawks, Pittsburgh, St. John’s, Wichita State, Seton Hall and Mike Krzyzewski’s Army squad thrice.

We also beat the eventual tournament champion, Louisville, 77-60 in Madison Square Garden in February of 1980. They0_0_3586_4675 were nicknamed the “Doctors of Dunk.” We were a bunch of tough New York kids without a nickname. That season, we ranked in the Top 20 of the Final AP Poll.

Playing for V was an emotional roller coaster — such incredible highs and lows. There was no “normal.” Everything he did was a challenge to our manhood and our competitiveness. He and I had an unusual bond —  we were both English majors and literary students. We often discussed the frailty of the human condition and the duty of the writer to make language new.

I learned seven key lessons from Jimmy that apply not just to basketball, but to the agency business and life:

  1. “The only two things that are real in this world are Achievements and Relationships.”  V would finish this thought with, “and we get to have both.” 40 years later, this theory has withstood the test of time. Everything else just fades away, like cheap ink.
  2. “Never accept in victory what you wouldn’t in defeat.”  Boy, does this apply to the pitch process. You might get away with less than your best occasionally; but it will surely come back to haunt you when you need it most.
  3. “Dare to Dream.” As usual, V usually had a subtitle to his headlines. For this one it was, “and then out-dream yourself.” Our dream was to beat the #1 team in the country in the 9 o’clock game at The Garden. What’s your team’s dream? Agency of the Year? What’s your personal dream? Marketer of the Year? A One Show Pencil? Go do it…anything is possible if you plan for it.
  4. “Always know the time and score.” Sounds simple, right? It’s not. Your shelf life as a professional has an expiration date. And your value is measured in wins. Never lose sight of the clock and scoreboard. LinkedIn is littered with expert losers.
  5. “Success requires a system.” All great coaches have a system. The system wins and the system loses. The players are just executors of the system. Great players in a bad system often lose. And good ones in a great system almost always win.
  6. “Basketball is a cumulative game.” Life is a cumulative game; so is your career, your agency or your brand: it’s ALL a cumulative game. It all counts — not just the last 2 minutes. A missed opportunity is a missed opportunity.
  7. “Make enthusiasm a habit.” Our industry attracts cynics…don’t be one. Train your enthusiasm, don’t curb it. Foster it. Develop it. Seek inspiration. Find and channel your inner Coach V; number 15 below did.550684_10150977951418433_828174284_n

The Arc of a Great Career: 5 Steps

The great pros come full circle

What is it that makes for a great career versus a merely efficient one? Many people do their jobs well enough to survive many years. They manage to avert layoffs, downsizing and restructuring. Somehow, they prosper. They adapt. They advance. Yet they never achieve their fullest potential. They never seem to be completely satisfied with their lot in their professional lives. They never reach their full promise.

Conversely, there are big winners — the great ones,images

“the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn like fabulous yellow roman candles and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes ‘Awww!’” — Jack Kerouac, On the Road

What separates the roman candles from the matchsticks?

This is my thirtieth year recruiting top professionals in the advertising industry. I’m fortunate to have a large and significant sample size to make observations and draw theories upon what separates the wheat from the chaff. What I’ve noticed is the stars all share a similar arc in their careers. In fact, the “arc” is actually a career that comes full circle.

Nobody asked me, but these are the 5 steps:


  1. STUDENT: We all begin as novices. We all start the same way, in the metaphorical mailroom. Our careers are narratives, coming-of-age stories: allegories. A literal AND a figurative journey unfolds. Call us Ishmael, and our industry the Great White Shark. I remember cutting out the daily advertising columns from the Wall Street Journal and pasting them into a binder. This began in 1990, and by 1997, I filled up 6 large binders of advertising industry content that I studied every weekend. Then, the world went digital and the files moved to jump drives. This is the time we begin building our career skills.
  2. JOB: A speaker at a Mary Kay seminar once spouted, “JOB is just an acronym for ‘Journey Of the Broke.'” This is true. If you approach what you do every day as a job, that’s all it will ever be. You will never make a lot of money, you will always live beyond your means. And your career “cycle” will become increasingly vicious. But, we all start as entry-levelers. Our first “big break” is simply landing a job. Rule #1: Never let your boss beat you to the office in the morning. My first big break came as an assistant basketball coach at The College of the Holy Cross. It’s where I learned how to recruit and where I also learned Rule #1 from the head coach. It was great advice from a work ethic standpoint. This is the point of the arc where we begin defining ourselves.
  3. CAREER: Ah, this is what happens when we get good at what we do — when people value our work and our particular skills. These are the chapters of the allegory where our professional lives take on a direction. A roadmap develops. We stay the course. Our goals are met. We gain clarity. We adjust. We reinvent ourselves. We change, morph, transform. This is the time of our lives when we hit our stride.
  4. VOCATION: I speak often of the “vocation-based” professional mindset. At its core, it’s approaching what you do as if it were a higher calling — as if your career chose you and not vice versa. It’s the WHY we are, not the WHAT. This is pretty heavy shit, when you really think about it. But, when it happened to me, it was truly an epiphany and changed my life. Crazy to think that my work was part of a bigger picture, a grander scheme. Crazy to want to give something back. Uh…not so crazy. What will you be remembered as? What will be your legacy? This is the true mark we make.
  5. STUDENT: Elliptically, it all comes full circle — we wind up where we started. I can’t say it better than this guy:

TS Eliot“We shall not cease from exploration /And the end of all our exploring
Will be to arrive where we started 
And know the place for the first time.
Through the unknown, remembered gate
When the last of earth left to discover
Is that which was the beginning…” — T.S. EliotFour Quartets

It amazes me how many folks on LinkedIN and the like describe themselves as “experts” at what they do at this final stage of their careers. I’m leery of experts. I want to go out as a student.